The result of a curious research of Linguistic communication Sciences shows that the mastery of slurs and taboo words actually signifies the richness of vocabulary and mental flexibility. Thus, we can definitely call Russian thugs nearly the smartest people in the world as we accept a look at these 20 dirtiest expressions in Russian. Be prudent enough not to employ them in polite society!

1. Russians don't just say "Damn!"… instead, they say "Allow the horse fuck it!" (Ебать его конем!) [Yebat' yego konem!].

2. Russians don't say "I demand to utilize a bathroom"… they proclaim "I need to pour out" (Надо отлить) [Nado otlit'].

3. When Russians try to convince you that they're telling you the truth, they say "Fuck me in my oral fissure!" (…if I'g lying) (Ебать меня в рот!) [Yebat' menya v rot!].

iv. When Russians say "Go to the dick!"… they really mean simply "Get away from me!" (Иди на хуй!) [Idi na khuy!].

5. If speaking of a young lady, a low-life might phone call her (shudder) "a freshly-salted cunt" (Пизда малосольная) [Pizda malosol'naya].

six. When a Russian is completely exhausted, they might say, "Y'all tin can even bang me in my ass!" (Самого хоть в жопу) [Samogo khot' v zhopu].

7. In the same way, after a tiring working twenty-four hours, a mannerly person might say, "I've bonked myself till death" (Уебался вусмерть) [Uyebalsya vusmert'].

8. Russians don't call someone clumsy… they describe them every bit a "walrus's erect" (Хуй моржовый) [morzhoviy].

9. When a woman sits with her legs crossed, a Russian yob might say "she is sitting with a pinched twat" (Пизду прищимивши) [Pizdu prishchimivshi].

10. Russians don't say you're lounging about… they say you're "shaking a pear tree with your shlong" (Хуем груши околачивать) [Khuyem grushi okolachivat'].

11. When Russian low-lives need to think something over, they need to "place a pisser against a nose" (Хуй к носу прикинуть) [Khuy k nosu prikinut'].

12. Information technology happens rarely, but when a Russian finds themselves in an odd situation, they say, "Only a dick knows what happens" (Хуй знает что) [Khuy znayet chto].

13. And when facing something weird or unexplainable, they may say it'south a "bonking ability!" (Ебическая сила!) [Yebicheskaya sila].

14. If something is equal, its "cockual"/"dickual" (Однохуйственно) [Odnokhuystvenno].

15. If a Russian wants to harshly refuse you of something, they'd say "put a blooper into your mouth/asshole" (Хуй в рот/жопу) [Khuy v rot/zhopu].

sixteen. If you're working without free energy, "you're pulling a shlong" (Тянуть за хуй) [Tyanut' za khuy].

17. In Russian federation, someone is not furious… instead they "came off a dick" (С хуя сорвался) [S khuya sorvalsya].

18. And beware, if Russians offering you a "cane of tea"… they are request you to have sex (Палка чая) [Palka chaya].

nineteen. When something bad and unexpected happens, a Russian will remark "Fuck your mother!" (Ёб вашу мать!) [Yob vashu mat'!].

twenty. Of something really thin or narrow, a Russian thug may depict information technology (again shudder) "like a twat pilus" (Толщиной с пиздиный волосок) [Tolshchinoy southward pizdiniy volosok].

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